Lance Armstrong finally opened up about the demise of his relationship with Sheryl Crow.   The reasons being that Sheryl wanted a baby and marriage, and he did not.  Sheryl’s biological clock was ticking and Lance ‘felt the pressure of that’ during their relationship.  Fast forward to present day where Lance is expecting a baby with his Girlfriend Anna Hansen in June.  INteresting…  And in other Random Lance news - if you happen to have 12 million dollars burning a hole in your pocket then do I have a house for you.  His 447 accre ranch on the Pedernales River is for sale.  I’m not sure how I feel about Lance cutting all his housing ties to Texas.

 Onwards;

You can all breathe a sigh of relief because Rose McGowan will not be starring in Robert Rodriguez’ Barbarella Remake.  In fact no one will.  According to the man himself the movie is dead. He sited numerous reasons for the shelving of the film like Universal backing out because the budget got too big (80 mill), and not wanting to accept the offer to shoot in Germany which would mean being away from his five children -  but we all know it’s because him and his ‘muse’ called it quits.

In closing;                                                  

Taylor Kitsch

Why do I mention him well:

A) He Lives in Austin

B) He’s Canadian

C) He’s a handsome devil

and more current and relevant;

D) He appeared in the new X-men movie which opened last weekend.  He took on the role of Gambit. My only complaint is that I wish he got more screen time.   I’m a huge fan of the X-Men series, I just love the characters coming to life on the big screen.  I don’t think there will ever by a time where I would hate an  X-Men movie.  They could have wolverine standing on screen for two hours playing with his claws and I’d still love it.

Not just any man, THE man.  Austin’s own adopted golden boy, Lance Armstrong crashed his bike during a five day race in Spain.  The bad news, he was only 12 miles from the finish line, the even WORSE news is that he broke his collarbone.  This was Armstrongs fourth race after coming out of retirement.  What’s amazing is this the first time that he will be sidelined due to injury in his 17 year professional career.  Lance is currently back in the states where he will undergo surgery.  Hopefully it will be healed in time for him to compete in the Tour de France in July.

One of these things is not like the other...

I heard from a source that Lance Armstrong has pulled out of his contract at the shore condos on Lady Bird Lake.  I would like to think that it had something to do with him impregnanting his girlfriend and wanting to purchase a place close to her family, but the source said he was supposed to live on the 19th floor, and pulled out because they aren’t offering hotel services anymore.  He’s Lance Freakin’ Armstrong, he shouldn’t have to wash his own sheets, or put a mint on his own pillow.

Frank Beard has recenetly purchased a Lake Travis Home.  You might know Frank Beard as the non-bearded member of ZZ Top.  Beard was born in Frankston, Texas and attended high school in Irving, Texas.  Even with a lack of a beard he is still able to Mustache up an awesome drum solo.  Friday Night Lights actors Jesse Plemons, (Landry - who is only 20!  They have a 20 year old playing an 18 year old.  That’s about as close as it gets to having an actor/character the same age in hollywoodland) and Taylor Kitsch (Riggins) both have purchased condos in  Austin.  Plemons is keeping it real on the eastside, while Kitsch opted to stay cool down south.