Well, it is official. Sandra Bullock has filed for divorce from he whose name shall not be spoken in Travis County. Could be to get away from the media circus in Hollywood…..could be that it is so she won’t have to pay spousal support for a divorce granted in Texas, could be the bountiful supply of Shiner Bock, could be all of the above. And just when I thought I could keep up, news breaks that she adopted a baby boy 3 months ago, right in the middle of awards season…..AND she was able to keep it a secret! That is pretty amazing. Louis Bardo Bullock is a beautiful little boy and hopefully will bring her a lot of happiness. Congrats Sandra!

And speaking of babies…….Lance Armstrong is expecting his fifth child! He alluded to it last week when he started following CincoArmstrong on Twitter….”I got 2 arms, 2 legs, a nickname, and i’m 2 inches long. See y’all in October.” Lance has three kiddos with former wife Kristin, and this nino cinco will be his second with girlfriend Anna Hanson. Congrats Papa Lance! Your own personal peleton!

That Lance sure does Tweet up a storm.  He finally posted something of interest on Twitter.  He is the proud new dad of a baby boy.  The miracle baby is named Max and weighed in at 7 pounds, 5 ounces and was 20 inches long.  This is the first child for Lance and his girlfriend Anna Hansen.  Lance has three children from his previous marriage.  Be sure to catch Lance when the Tour de France starts on July 4th.  If you can’t watch it on TV I’m sure he will be twittering his progress throughout the entire race.

Lance Armstrong finally opened up about the demise of his relationship with Sheryl Crow.   The reasons being that Sheryl wanted a baby and marriage, and he did not.  Sheryl’s biological clock was ticking and Lance ‘felt the pressure of that’ during their relationship.  Fast forward to present day where Lance is expecting a baby with his Girlfriend Anna Hansen in June.  INteresting…  And in other Random Lance news - if you happen to have 12 million dollars burning a hole in your pocket then do I have a house for you.  His 447 accre ranch on the Pedernales River is for sale.  I’m not sure how I feel about Lance cutting all his housing ties to Texas.

 Onwards;

You can all breathe a sigh of relief because Rose McGowan will not be starring in Robert Rodriguez’ Barbarella Remake.  In fact no one will.  According to the man himself the movie is dead. He sited numerous reasons for the shelving of the film like Universal backing out because the budget got too big (80 mill), and not wanting to accept the offer to shoot in Germany which would mean being away from his five children -  but we all know it’s because him and his ‘muse’ called it quits.

In closing;                                                  

Taylor Kitsch

Why do I mention him well:

A) He Lives in Austin

B) He’s Canadian

C) He’s a handsome devil

and more current and relevant;

D) He appeared in the new X-men movie which opened last weekend.  He took on the role of Gambit. My only complaint is that I wish he got more screen time.   I’m a huge fan of the X-Men series, I just love the characters coming to life on the big screen.  I don’t think there will ever by a time where I would hate an  X-Men movie.  They could have wolverine standing on screen for two hours playing with his claws and I’d still love it.