Why……in Austin, of course! Okay, so technically she is in New Orleans at the moment being philanthropical and stuff…. but other than that and appearing on the Today Show, our girl has been spotted around town shopping, running errands, antiquing, and going about her business with baby Louis in tow.

He whose name shall not be mentioned is here as well…..we knew this was coming…. He has been spotted taking his daughters to school and of course coming and going from Austin Speed Shop. BUT he was also spotted having dinner with Kat Von D at Eddie V’s. PLEASE!

I spoke with E! Entertainment about Sandra’s new life in Austin. Yes for real!! I did!! I had a blast talking to them. Such a fun experience! Here a few pics of me with Ken Baker checking out the map.

They asked me if I had advice for you know who and I did….it consisted of essentially laying low and respecting Sandra and her new life ……as I recall I didn’t say anything about parading around our fair city holding hands with someone, but to be fair that part was left on the 6th Street cutting room floor so he didn’t get the message.

I love that Austin Star Map was featured on E! and local Austin favorites like Amy’s Ice Cream and Guero’s got a shout out too. Apparently Amy’s even came up with Sandra’s signature flavor…….strawberry and cream cheese. They call it “Southern Belle” after her initials “SB.”

Hmmm….that sounds really good actually….I havent had dinner yet. Off I go!

Keeping Austin Famous…..and well-fed

We love you Sandra!!

Hope everyone had a fun and festive 4th of July. Here’s a special Independence Day shout-out to our girl Sandra Bullock. Her divorce from he whose name shall not be spoken was finalized last week here in Austin and there have been quite a few Sandra sightings in the capital city lately – driving through for burgers at P. Terry’s, dinner at her restaurant Bess, and shopping at kids clothing boutique Izzy and Ash.

Welcome to Austin Louis! Let’s get you suited up in some Longhorn gear!

Rumor has it you know who is hot on her Louboutin heels, but not to worry Sandra. We in Austin won’t mistake “having your back” for stabbing you in it. Don’t mess with Texas.

And it’s movie premiere time…….Predators debuts Wednesday night at the Paramount! Adrien Brody fans get psyched! Maybe you’ll get a kiss like Halle Berry did at the Oscars. Okay….maybe not, but it’s something to aspire to!

Happy star gazing!

Well, it is official. Sandra Bullock has filed for divorce from he whose name shall not be spoken in Travis County. Could be to get away from the media circus in Hollywood…..could be that it is so she won’t have to pay spousal support for a divorce granted in Texas, could be the bountiful supply of Shiner Bock, could be all of the above. And just when I thought I could keep up, news breaks that she adopted a baby boy 3 months ago, right in the middle of awards season…..AND she was able to keep it a secret! That is pretty amazing. Louis Bardo Bullock is a beautiful little boy and hopefully will bring her a lot of happiness. Congrats Sandra!

And speaking of babies…….Lance Armstrong is expecting his fifth child! He alluded to it last week when he started following CincoArmstrong on Twitter….”I got 2 arms, 2 legs, a nickname, and i’m 2 inches long. See y’all in October.” Lance has three kiddos with former wife Kristin, and this nino cinco will be his second with girlfriend Anna Hanson. Congrats Papa Lance! Your own personal peleton!