One of these things is not like the other...

I heard from a source that Lance Armstrong has pulled out of his contract at the shore condos on Lady Bird Lake.  I would like to think that it had something to do with him impregnanting his girlfriend and wanting to purchase a place close to her family, but the source said he was supposed to live on the 19th floor, and pulled out because they aren’t offering hotel services anymore.  He’s Lance Freakin’ Armstrong, he shouldn’t have to wash his own sheets, or put a mint on his own pillow.

Frank Beard has recenetly purchased a Lake Travis Home.  You might know Frank Beard as the non-bearded member of ZZ Top.  Beard was born in Frankston, Texas and attended high school in Irving, Texas.  Even with a lack of a beard he is still able to Mustache up an awesome drum solo.  Friday Night Lights actors Jesse Plemons, (Landry - who is only 20!  They have a 20 year old playing an 18 year old.  That’s about as close as it gets to having an actor/character the same age in hollywoodland) and Taylor Kitsch (Riggins) both have purchased condos in  Austin.  Plemons is keeping it real on the eastside, while Kitsch opted to stay cool down south.