Everyone’s favorite seven-time Tour de France winner, (You see… You see how I did that.  He is the ONLY seven-time Tour de France winner, so therefore he MUST be your favorite) has a new lady love.  Lance has recently been spotted out and about with Goldie Hawn replica, Kate Hudson.  The two have been taking their relationship to the streets of Austin (spotted at Sushi Restaurant Uchi), and New York, whilst simultaneously denying it on talk shows.  I don’t understand why it is so hard to confirm and move on.  As we all know, Kate has famously dated actor Owen Wilson, who famously is friends with Lance.  I would give my third arm to be there when they all happen to bump into one another.  Awkward!