Bush and Henry Hager with Randoms strewn about

Jenna Bush ditched her presidential last name and got married to Henry Hager over the weekend in Crawford, Texas. Hager comes from a rich GOP backing family and is a former Karl Rove aide. Sister Barbara stood up as the maid of honor. The white house released eleven staged photos of the joyous occasion; suspiciously missing are any sign of delicious margaritas. I suppose that’s a cheap shot and we should let Jenna move on from her UT reputation and Chuy’s debacle. Up next for Jenna is promoting her new book, and deciding whether or not she should shame her entire family by voting for a democrat.

Eddie Steeples on set… although he was wearing the exact same thing when I met him. Staying true to Character I guess.

I had my own brush with fame yesterday. I ran into Eddie Steeples who stars in My Name is Earl at a bar on 5^th street. Just to be certainly clear that it was him, I inquired “Are you Crabman

D-lister Christopher Mendoza with No-list-at-allers Ame Shillington and Amber Gadsby

..Because a D-list party don’t stop. Well, this one did, sometime around midnight. This past weekend I attended the Austin Star Map launch party where D-listers mingled with us common folk. The stars were out in full force with fan favorites such as; nervous accountant guy, token straight guy, pot girl, and zombie #2. In all honesty everyone was extremely friendly and had lots to say on their previous work, and their upcoming projects. Sadly I didn’t get a chance to talk to that many people because quite frankly the (free) Leblon cocktails weren’t going to drink themselves. I got a chance to sit down with D-listers Joe Azzato, Dean Reading, Jeff Runnels, Michael Barnes, Ruby Rocket and Christopher Mendoza (who had his own personal assistant filming him at the party. That should move him up to at least the C-list). To check out a gallery of pictures taken throughout the night head on over to Austin Star Map.